i am berd. long beak, small brain. trench life, snack life. drink sody, ride lambo sumtime. born 2 trench, live 4 snack.
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Berd an teh Sody Cup
Berd wake up. He say "hmmmmm thirsti." He go to big tea machien. Press ALL da butonz. Out come a cup bigger than berd. Berd sip. Berd drown. Berd happy. End.
Berd n teh Trench
Berd dig a trench. Why? He dunno. Just trench. Soon he find… anotha burd in trench. "Yo, u trench too?" "Ya bro." They trench togethr. Trenchi friendz.
Berd in da Fast Food
Berd order one (1) burger. Get seven (7). He put burgerz under wingz. Put fries in beak. Put sody on head like crown. He king now. McKing.
Berd n teh Sk8bord
Berd try kickflip. Board kick burd instead. Berd spin like helicopter. Land in tree. "Sk8 or die," he say. Then he nap.
Berd n teh Magic Hat
Berd find blue pointy hat wit star. He yell "ALAKAZOOM." Nothin happen. He yell "BURDZAP." Boom. Now every1 in town is berd. Mayor, dog, mailbox—all berd. Chaos but also party.
Berd teh Pikaberd
Berd wake up. He yellow now. Why yellow? He say "i am pikaburd, deal wit it." He look outside. There big shiny LAMBO. Yellow too. Perfect match. Berd climb in. Car say "vrooom." Berd say "peeka-VROOOM." He drive 2 fast. Faster than thunderbolt. Clouds get electrocute. Whole sky yell "BURDO STOP." Berd no stop. Berd drift corner. Sparkz fly. Lambo become Pikachu tail. Car now thunder. End of storie. Moral: never trust burd wit lambo. Or do. Funny.
